Will YOU be prepared for the nuclear apocalypse?

Now, this is a question I’ve always asked myself. I decided, how can I properly train my kids without myself having the proper tools and knowledge?! For this reason I have dedicated 60+ hours to playing just Fallout 3, another 25+ to playing Left for Dead and even more hours to playing various other games where I:

• Kill zombies
• Roam a barren wasteland
• Hack radioactive cows to pieces with a flaming sword or my bare fists
• Craft explosive devices and traps for both fun and protection
• Slaughter masses with nuclear weaponry
• Chainsaw evilness in half… WITHOUT HESITATION!
• Strategically use teamwork to fight hordes of radioactive infected

I feel ready and for that reason my kids will be ready. Now I’ll let you hear what the experts have to say.


Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Good Eats - A Serious Case of VD

As any friend of mine knows, I enjoy Good Eats. This Valentimes Day, or VD for you abbreviaters, weekend was especially filled with good eats. Below you will see some of the delicatessen on which we dined over the few days we had off.

I, being a great husband, purchased my wife cupcakes from Mini’s Cupcakes on 8^th South. Let me just say the taste as good as they look. I think they contain angel tears and rapture juice.

My lovely wife made delicious sugar cookies in honor of the weekend.

Because she knew I hate sugar cookies (because they are hard) she made cupcakes as well – also very delicious.

Then we found this creepy girl.

On Valentimes we did a romantic crab boil for us and our neighbors. As you can tell, it gave me a serious case of lobster brow.

Not so delicious

Not pictured: Me eating a 1lb Recees Peanut Butter Cup. Emi’s still paying the price for that one!

Weapons of Mass Destruction

As you all know, George Bush couldn't find the WMD's! Well here they are!


As you can tell, I'm a lead farmer!

A Major Milestone for the Silver Bullet

My car has hit a major, evil milestone in its life: