In the distant future I predict there will be a robotic uprising! For this reason – and perhaps a sliver of badassness – Emi and I decided to create robot costumes for Halloween. Now, I don’t say dress up because we didn’t do it to have fun. We did it to prepare for the time when robotic beings rule the world.
You see, when the robots come now Emi and I will fit in with them and their robotic ways. Meanwhile, most of you – with the exception of a few of my professors who sounded like robots – will be killed, assimilated, vaporized and terminated.
Being a robot isn’t easy. It takes hard work and normal daily humanoid tasks can prove to be difficult.
On top of everything, I won $100 for my awesome costume at The Summit Group’s costume contest. I was up against tough competition, but I think Bill Paulos, Partner and Owner of TSG, cheated so I’d win. Afterwards he asked me to help him make a robot costume too! I said, “If it includes a raise, and if you fire Aaron Walker, then ‘Yes!’”