Hell Clog

So last night we had a minor sing clogging issue. This is not the first time this has happened. Last time we let it sit for a couple of days until someone else’s hair started to come up from the dark abyss I call the drain. This time I said I would not stand for this clog’s shenanigans. I said to aforementioned clog, “You’re dark sided! Get out of my house!”

Now, the University Village’s amenities are somewhat lacking. The walls are thin and at times you can hear your neighbor’s voices. In addition, our sinks join in with our neighbors so when one clogs, they both clog. Maintenance doesn’t like to help either. So I decided to take action and protect my family from the Hell Clog that plagued our bathroom sink.

About a month ago I broke our broom – yesterday that turned out to be a good thing. I took the broom handle, which is kind of like a pipe, and stuck it down into the sink’s drain. I plugged around the handle with a rubber glove and with all my windbag talents I blew. I blew like the wind itself and from below I heard a death gurgle.

So. I. Blew. Again!

This time I heard a different gurgle. So. I. Blew. Again!

This time I heard a more different gurgle followed by a muffled “What the ____?” (I couldn't hear the last word he said)

So I blew one last time and my breaths were followed by an even more different gurgle/spray followed by another vocal noise, the stomping of feet and the slamming of a door.

I looked at Emi, who witnessed all of this, and we both got a little nervous, thinking our neighbor would come try to fight us or something. Luckily no one came to our front door with a shovel or any other dangerous objects.

Emi felt bad, but I didn’t. I mean this guy is probably washing all sorts of crud down the sink that doesn’t belong there. Hey may even be a pirate. Who knows? Last time the sink was clogged by his hair so maybe a little wetness in his bathroom will teach him to not be such a… as my brother-in-law said, Douche!

Because we didn't take any pictures of the event, I drew a on a Post-it Note during a meeting today.