Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The things parents say

The following is a conversation that happened after dinner on Sunday. Reader discretion is advised!

Stewart Brough:
So I got a new calling at church. I'm Assistant (to the) Scout Master! Man, I'm excited! I remember when I was a young scout.... (doddledo doodle do doodledo) so this lady was a total douche bag.

Valerie Sorensen (my mom): She was a what?

Sorensen Clan:
Come on Stewart. Yeah Stewart. Grandma is here.

John Sorensen: Yeah, I can imagine it now. 'You kids are going to have a fun time. Don't go being DB's though. You don't know what that is but I'll tell you later but don't tell your parents!'

Sorensen Clan: Chuckles

So apparently my dad knows what a "DB" is. I was so happy and confused all at the same time. I think that's the definition of a mind fudge!


The Haights said...

You left out the part where where Stewart called all of his ward members "Bastards" for not opposing his sustaining.

Becca Jo said...

That's my husband! I was just telling the story to Jill...and everyone else who will listen.

Scar Belly said...

I can tell I'm never going to live this down, am I?


Becca Jo said...

Plus Emi thought it was HILARIOUS when dad said that.

Valerie S said...

Daniel, I can't believe you posted this. Now people will think our family is weird. Well, more weird.