The following is a conversation that happened after dinner on Sunday. Reader discretion is advised!
Stewart Brough: So I got a new calling at church. I'm Assistant (to the) Scout Master! Man, I'm excited! I remember when I was a young scout.... (doddledo doodle do doodledo) so this lady was a total douche bag.
Valerie Sorensen (my mom): She was a what?
Sorensen Clan: Come on Stewart. Yeah Stewart. Grandma is here.
John Sorensen: Yeah, I can imagine it now. 'You kids are going to have a fun time. Don't go being DB's though. You don't know what that is but I'll tell you later but don't tell your parents!'
Sorensen Clan: Chuckles
So apparently my dad knows what a "DB" is. I was so happy and confused all at the same time. I think that's the definition of a mind fudge!
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