This past weekend I went to the Kids Safety Fun Fair! Who knew fun and safe could ever be used in the same sentence?
Well things were not as safe as you might think. I mean in my book if you let small children hold scorpions that would not be a “safe” activity. Not just little tiny scorpions, but huge ones. Scorpions that would make the most manly of men shutter in fear!
I, delighting in unsafe activities, decided to hold one of these monstrous scorpions. It did not pinch me nor sting me but we became great friends! I dare say we bonded.